Friday, March 14, 2014

Friday Confessions

Happy Friday y'all. I hope you have had a great week.

Lets do this.

1.I have turned into P's pet, and I now do things for treats. Its Cadbury Carmel Egg time, and I am a sucker for those things. Not the cream ones, the carmel ones. They are the perfect food, and I eat them by the box. I have even been called predatory when it comes to those eggs. P went out and bought a ton, and has them hidden. This week, he has offered eggs in exchange for chores. For example, one night we were on the couch, and he wanted a drink. He said "If you get up and get me a cup of water, I will give you an egg." I jumped off the couch as fast as possible, and he pulled an egg from him pocket.

2.I quoted a very inappropriate scene from The Office in front of my in-laws.  I went to the store during lunch and bought some toilet paper. My in-laws were at my house when I got home. It was a different brand that usual. P looked at it oddly, and I said " Is two ply not good enough for your anus."  Then I looked at them and said "Don't get me started on how coddled the American anus is." Dwight muttered those words, and now apparently, so do I.

3. I have eaten more than 12 carmel eggs this week. I am ashamed. And so is my ass.

4. Sometimes, I let my dog kiss me on the lips. Its sick, and my mom tells me I can get rabies or worms b/c he eats doodoo sandwiches. I really don't care b/c I love him so much.

Fess up y'all!

8 comments:

Amanda S said...

Apparently those caramel eggs are amazing by people's standards. To me they are alright. But hey, if the chores are getting done...

Yesterday, I ate no veggies or fruit, just really really bad snack food. All day.

alyssa said...

It's never an inappropriate time to quote The Office though! Too many good lines to let an opportunity go to waste :)

{Stumbled over here from Sense of Cents, hi! :)}

M Ripples said...

I made some awesome blueberry muffins the other day. I ate 3 for breakfast, 2 for lunch and 1 with dinner (all in 1 day).

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Brooke said...

i used finger hashtags at a party last weekend
#youknowthatsright

Katie conkell said...

>Made 3 dozen cookies on Saturday... they're gone, with the help of only 2 other people.

>Convinced mom to come to Costco with me tomorrow, I'd rather go by myself but she pays if we go together

Have a great weekend!

Ashten said...

All of these confessions are amazing and I got a good laugh. They were so funny. Those Carmel eggs are worth chores, they are so tasty!

This week I was headed to croasfit after work, passed up my exit and got so mad I went to chick fil a to get dinner and went home. Workout fail. L

ND Chic said...

I farted a stinky one and blamed my four month old baby.